wweeeehhh

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pancakeke
ouroborosorder

the biggest power fantasy in fiction is Bocchi the rock episode 1 where the asocial girl is randomly pulled into a healthy and loving friend group just by sitting somewhere looking sad

aokozaki

This is untrue. She tries this at school, and everyone ignores her as usual (as Bocchi correctly notes, it's because she's not making an effort either).

She gets pulled into a healthy and loving friendgroup because she's got a guitar case. And a girl who really needs a guitar player shows up.

ouroborosorder

you mean the guitar case she had next to her while literally sitting somewhere looking sad

pancakeke
fungalfaggot

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this is, of course, where the tumblr revamp would always lead. Just in time for Pride month, the "Queerest Place on the Internet" is attempting to crack down on fags like us for self-identifying with slurs, rather than doing something beneficial like reducing the large ever present transphobe/terf population. Advertiser friendly is the name of the game and I'm sure in a few years this site will be identical to every other sterile neutered social media site available. Have fun while it lasts folks.

predstrogen

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this comes right after they stole your joke too funnily enough (about.tumblr.com)

fungalfaggot

THEY MUGGED ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND THEN SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD

carnival-phantasm
one-time-i-dreamt

Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer reveals she regrets buying Tumblr instead of Netflix or Hulu.  Yahoo bought Tumblr in 2013 for $1.1 billion, but by the time it was sold in 2019, the value of the platform was reportedly down to $3 million. pic.twitter.com/YfH5dpL4Kf  — Pop Base (@PopBase) May 7, 2023ALT

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

red-mercer

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

sreegs

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

noctumsolis

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

sreegs

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

carnival-phantasm
ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings

Nothing quite demonstrates the generation divide like how both me and my dad are/were MMORPG players, both of us play lizardfolk monks, but in his case in Everquest the Iksar were legit humanoid lizards whereas mine is an Au Ra kawaii uguu anime girl with a few patches of scales and horns

ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings

To add to this, back in his day you had to join a guild to do content and his was a bunch of well-paid engineers and lawyers, who he knew and worked with IRL, whereas I just queue up the roulette and do stuff with randoms and never talk to anybody

ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings

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Got the old login credentials so I could make the comparison